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A stupid hoe who starts drama at Markham woods and thinks she can beat people but runs from her problems and is the best of being a fake friend to everyone
Somebody: heyyy cola your cute
Cola: I know
Cola: that girl is so ugly *whispered to crystal*
Popular slang term for Coca cola but if u call it this u are most likely a retard who likes boys and is gay
PERSON : Hey can i get a jack and cola
BARTENDER: No u may not because if u call it cola ur a loser i only make jack and cokes
In every commercial and movie ever and yet the name is so forgettable and can’t be a normal soda
COCA COLA IS WORKING WITH THE ILLUMINATI
When you mix a used tampon with carbonated water and it becomes a burgundy / murky brown color.
"I was drinking Zendaya's Coca Cola the other day, that shit tasted like angel tears"
A coca cola is where a woman shits in a pot made out of silver coins melted down and then a man cums in it and then put the cum and shit into the local foutain and then they have backwards piledriver sex, but before the male cums, he has to stand up and yell "FUCK YOU DAN" then cums in or out.
Person: Hey man, i just did a coca cola to my girl last night. It was awesome
Person 2: I know. You were at the fucking park doin it with a shit and cum filled pot.
Dan: FUCK YOU TOO
The all-American fav beverage. This is the fattening drink that is always promoted using sports or good looking people. It may cause damage to you but it has good benefits, when mixed with an alcoholic drink, or using it to scrub off rust.
American#1: Hey are you going to watch the new movie coming out?
American#2: Of course I am! Let me just bring my Coca-Cola for the show.
American#1: Good thing .
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I couldn't wait an hour! I'm sorry! I'm so thirsty!
Hym "AH! *glugglugglug* TSSAAA! HOO! Yeah, it's cold enough *glugglugglug* TSSSAAAA! OOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS GOOD! I think I'll buy another when I get paid tomorrow. Jusy to pay homage to this one. You- Go ahead and drink your Coca-Cola now! If you tried to wait an hout I love you and I'll spare your life in the coming A.I. genocide"