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Touch of the Cork

Slightly retarded. This is a reference to the 90s sitcom, Life Goes On, in which the Thatcher's son, Corky, had down syndrome.

If you see someone doing something retarded, you would say, "He's got a touch of the cork."

by June 19, 2024


Cork taint

The female equivalent of a douchebag.

I don’t want to go out with her, she is a total cork taint!

by Snarda April 8, 2023


Cork mouth

A mouth with late stage tooth decay resulting in soft and brittle teeth, typically as a result of long term abuse of drugs like methamphetamine.

Did you see the crowd at the McDonald's on Welfare Wednesday? Lots of people with cork mouth.

by MinMax123 July 6, 2022


fishie cork

When your tampon that is full of blood falls out onto the floor.

EW! Her fishie cork just fell out of her va-j.j.

by karen the pumpkin October 16, 2019


Colorado cork

When one c*ms in a condom, freezes said condom, then used it as an butt plug.

Wow! I could really use a “Colorado cork” right now.

by May 18, 2023


cork me

shoving your finger up someone’s anal cavity after they produce a fart.

phil, don’t cork me! i just farted!

by bigcockrichard November 12, 2022


j-corking

When an individual starts stuttering and fails to provide sufficient information during an argument or a discussion.

Kaka started J-Corking after being asked what car was her favorite.

by Steamling May 7, 2022