suckling cow

A sexual act where a man gently puts his sack of treasures into the mouth of a sleeping person (preferably a woman). Use at own risk. Do not use on people who talk/grind teeth in their sleep.
If you want to make it interesting, when you cum, shoot down their body. After you dry off, grab a ruler and measure how far it flew. However many inches it went that is how many points you have in one game. Try it with friends

Person 1: Why do i have vinegary pubes in my mouth?
Person 2: Have you ever heard of the suckling cow?
Person 1: (Throws up)

bouncin' the cow

A euphemism for having sex with your girlfriend or wife.

I just finished bouncin' the cow and now she wants me to go do the dishes.

Sweater Cows

Big boobs or big clothed boobs.

I'd like to take a peek at her sweater cows.

cow

What you call someone that is really fat

You obese cow!

cow cult

a very amazing twitter group chat thats been through way to much drama. this group chat plans to move to italy one day and travel the world together. they all have pet cows that one of the members found in utah. that is why it is the cow cult gc.

have you heard of the cow cult gc? oh yeah ive heard the coolest member is english. that is correct.

No Large Cow

a catch phrase meaning no big deal or no problem.

Example one:
- "I heard you didn't get that job you interviewed for"
- "ya but its no large cow.

Example two:
- "I really need you to do me a big favour"
- "no large cow"

Sea-Cow

Manatee,or blubbery animal

this term can be used when seeing a fat girl with a pot belly that resembles a sea-cow.