Creamy Cody Scharmer

When you are having intercourse with a woman so hard that she starts to bleed, then, you ejaculate inside of her, and when you Pull out you hit her in the gooch and watch as the bloody semen spurts out of her.

Grant: I caught Sarah off guard when I gave her a creamy Cody Scharmer

Ronald: really? I gave this girl a Creamy Cody Scharmer once and it got all over my wall

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Butter's creamy goo

An energy drink

I could sure go for some of Butter's creamy goo!

Bailey's, mmm, creamy

A quote from old Gregg

Mighty boosh

"I got all things that are good. Here, this is good! I have water colors. This one, I call Bailey's, mmm, creamy"

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Creamy White Explosion

A hit song that became a world wide exclusive late 2007 by Ilia Hasselhoff, a suprise hit by the up and coming Russian rapper from NY

A new style for the artist whose chorus included vocals from Irish composer RGP

The song was met with controversy by Womens rights groups as well as over the recognizable line "Im a fuckin artist, hey look im Nelly"

Lyric Example:

"Creamy, creamy white explosion!"
"All over your face"
"I wont be accepted cuz im from a different race!"

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Creamy Tuna Surprise

A creamy tuna surprise occurs when you go down to eat out a chick and you abruptly discover, after removing her panties, that you are about to dine on the sloppy seconds from a dude that just dropped a load in her snatch a few minutes prior.

Chet: Yo braaaa! Where ya been?

Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.

Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?

Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!

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Thick and creamy

a Vanilla milkshake either from the bk(burger king)or charlie browns resturant that has great taste like cum
and is a balance between thick and creamy

fast-food cashier:what would you like
customer:i would like 300 cheesbugers and 300 french fries
fast-food cashier:is that for here or to go
customer:for here
fast-food cashier:anything to drink
customer:yes one of your THICK AND CREEEAMMY milkshakes
thick and creamy -Party Monster

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Creamy Crack

The unnerving sensation that you feel when a mix of anal leakage, sweat and shame collect in your ass crack while you are just trying to live your life in peace. Also referred to as mud butt.

I drank two 40s of Old E last night and ate 12 White Castle rat burgers. Now this creamy crack won't quit and it is making me suicidal.

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