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If Ilia is in the room,he has the biggest penis there.Kind dude but don't mess with him,he can kill you
Girl1:I want Ilia to bang my ass so hard!
Girl2:Yeah,i want him to fuck me hard too!
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Ilia typically Persian males by the name of Ilia have HUGE penises and are wonderful at having sex. Ilias are hilarious and can make ANY female wet by their naturally good looks and charms. NEVER piss off an Ilia I repeat NEVER.
"OMG I loved having ilia inside me! His dick was so big , hot, and hard. You should try Ilia"
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Ilia is incredible. She has a beautiful face and a body to match. Even more incredible with short hair?
Man: I really wish I could find an incredible, short haired woman with the face of an angel, a substantial bosom , and a PhD.
Other Man: You have to find yourself an Ilia. Good luck, they are really rare.
Man: Thanks.
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There not just men named Ilia a few and incredible women have that awesome name as well!!!!! and we are not Russian!!!!
Kind , Sexy, Curvy, and GREAT titties!!! You would be crazy to shy away from this girl!!!
Also apologizes way toooooo much. Rarely gets mad.
"You can lean on Ilia"
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always to blame for everything....
'Ah I have an exam on monday... it's all ilia's fault..'
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(noun)
A long improvised totally unprepared presentation or speech that goes way over set time limits, but doesn't get cut off and ends up being totally awesome.
Dude, great hour-long presentation, but you know it was supposed to be only 5 minutes? You totally pulled an Ilia there.
A: Have you prepared for your speech today?
B: Nah, I'm just gonna pull off an Ilia.
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A short friend that has bulgy eyes and gets no bitches.
"Bro you see Ilia over there?"
"Yeah he's ugly asf."
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