Credit Card Swipe

The act of shitting without wiping, then taking your shit filled ass crack and spreading your cheeks and swiping you ass over someones face. Most commonly used during sex but is also a good practical joke.

Jimmy- "Wil put laxitives in my food and I had a liquid shit."

Mark- "Thats awful."

Jimmy- "No. I credit card swiped him in his sleep after that."

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Zombie Credit Card

Credit card company that raises rates so the debt never goes away.

Last week I paid off the card and today they called to tell me there was a fee not paid and then a late fee for not paying the unknown fee. My card keeps dying and coming back to life to torture me and my bank account like it is a zombie credit card.

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credit card rejected

When you try to credit card that bitch, but end up getting a bunch of shit on your fingers, after which your partner turns around and slaps the fucking shit out of you.

I wanted to credit card her so bad, but every time I got my hand up close to that ass I got my credit card rejected.

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credit card declined

its when u try to credit card sum1, but u get an ass load of shit on ur finger. its fucking gross, and u shuld giv bitches like this hu dont wipe their ass either a dirty sanchez or a crap slap w/ this "present" they have bestowed upon you.

swiper: o fuck dude. wipe ur ass hole. tht shit is gross.
one hu does not wipe asshole: credit card declined!
swiper: tht shit isnt funny. im gona stick it down ur throat.
one hu does not wipe asshole: don't!
swiper: i hate people hu dont wipe their assholes. they suck.

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Barbie credit Card

A card you can swipe through a womans ass to get a free blow job. First created around the mid 1950's, when a woman is born, a chip is put into their anus to program this system. Was created to make "blow jobs" much cheaper.

I am so glad these Barbie Credit Cards do not have a max number of usage.

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Credit card swipe

When you swipe your credit card on the back of a fat guys neck that looks like a pack of hot dogs

Oh sorry June, I thought I paid already but it turns out I just gave pitbull a credit card swipe.

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Company Credit Card

When a women goes out for the night, then uses the possibility of having sex and flirting to get all her drinks and dinner bought for her, flirting with her Vagina. Another term for using your Vagina.

Girl A: wow, your bill must have been expensive last night
Girl B: No, I just used the Company Credit Card to charge it...

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