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Background: A form of criticizing vis a vis video games by one (or more) person (or persons) that claim to or have greater knowledge of the video game then those playing.
Defintion: To be a complete ass to people who are trying to play a video game in peace.
People are playing a video game in peace. You walk in, and you belittle everything they are doing and how you would do it is the better and correct way of course.
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Military jargon for a fire mission ordered within close proximity of friendly units. Also to break wind - usually with devastating effect - in the company of close friends or family.
Josh: "Oscar Zulu Yankie Delta Niner, artillery away, danger close." *farts in friend's face*
Dana: "Jim, don't break wind in the room when my mother has come to visit."
Mother: "Since when did Jim care about danger close?"
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A term that is meant too be shouted when you are in a public toilet and your about to take a massive dump after consuming food such as curry. This technique should be used to warn people or too create tension for no particular reason or for your own personal enjoyment.
You've just taken a dump and you shout "DANGER CLOSE" as loud as you can too warn people of the event. You then casually walk out without making eye contact with anyone else in there.
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The Worlds next professional wrestler
.....He is COMING>>>
The New Heavyweight Champion is Dangerous Drew!
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A drinking game involving a can of beer (lager) and a group of people.
The game starts by the first person shaking the can as hard as possible in time to the rest of group chanting "Dan-ger can, Dan-ger can, Dan-ger can!" After the 9th shake the shaker smashes the body of the can into their head with as much force as they dare.
This continues around the group until a fracture appears in the can. If it is just a small leak then the person who caused the can to leak then they must cover the hole, and repeat the process until the hole opens up. The smasher then attempts to drink the resulting deluge of beer as the rest of the group cheers/avoids the rain of beer.
"Guys, they are playing danger can, lets join them!"
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Danger Tennis
A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).
These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.
tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...
winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!
champion
"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...
"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...
"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush
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Defining a man penis power. To describe the potental of your manhood when excited.
Standing at attention.....and ready for battle.
Az...Did you see her titties?
Bob... Oh man, shit was about to get nasty, i was "packing danger".
The police stated that id was a tense and uncomfortable situation when they first arrived on the scene "the suspect approched in an aggresive mannor, he was clear that he was packing danger"
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