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The only city where it can be 101 degrees out with a winter storm warning in effect for a blizzard coming through tomorrow. Every city seems to claim the "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes", but in Denver it is actually true. It is called the mile high city for more than one reason.
Daniel: Damn, It's 101 out, I'm sweating so much, Denver is wack bro, it shouldb't be this hot in march
Mikey: Well its gonna be -11 tomorrow and 3 feet of snow
Daniel: Not again
denver puts on a very cold act but deep down he has a very kind heart he puts on a cold act because hes been hurt in the past and just needs someone to help heal that hurt.hes a stoner and likes to get high every single day but is the funniest person you’ll ever meet even though if half his jokes are racist or homophobic a denver liked me but i blew my shot so if u ever meet a denver never let them go.
girl 1:that guy looks goneee
girl 2:must be denver.
Acronym for AIDS (A-partment I-n D-enver S-uburbs)
Do you have an Apartment in denver suburbs?
No, im clean!
When you go down on “wonan” and your tongue slips and hits a wiener.
Dude 1: how’d you find out Debbie has a penis?
Dude 2: I fell victim to the Denver Slip.
When a car (or pedestrian) drives by blasting you/your car/your place of business with large amounts of cannabis smoke
"Damn dude, you smell that? "
"Yeah, we just got blasted by a Denver drive-by"
When you loose explosive poop (see Havana Omelette), but there’s so much it creates a mound above the water line that resembles the Rocky Mountains west of Denver.
Dude… that toilet is outta commission. I just laid a Denver Omelette and it’s clogged.