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A condition experienced after long nights of playing Call of Duty 4. Causes dreams to consist of bright environments with shadows popping up everywhere. In the waking hours, COD effect causes severe reactions to fleeting images in the afflicted person's peripherals.
Holy shit, I had Call of Duty effect really bad all day. I was walking down the street and saw a door open on the other side of the road. I fucking dropped all my shit and hid behind a tree. Then I punched the guy walking behind me.
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Basically an unexpected STD from a holiday, the price paid for a fucking good time!
I had a nutty holiday, and brought back plenty of Duty frees!
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The #1 selling game of 2007, with over 7 million units sold worldwide. Considering that it came out in November, that is very impressive.
Its probably the most fun game that I've ever played. UAV, airstrikes, helicopters, sweet weapons/weapon add-ons and unlockables.
You - "Hey Jesus, can you give me some good advice?"
Jesus - "Buy Call of Duty 4...its the best fucking game ever. I'm already in my 5th prestige!!"
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when you play cod so much everything just instantly sets you over the edge and you go fuckin nuts, you scream at everything and about everything
(Call Of Duty Madness)
mroof023 killed by xXbiker45...
wdessa36 killed by ThAMayn69...
Mark:YOU CAMPING MOTHER FUCKING PUSSY GROW A SET....FUCK!
Wes:What the FUCK was that come on! no way
Mark:FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Wes:ok we need to go fly a kite or something before we kill someone
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The act in which the girl gives fellatio while the male plays call of duty.
She understands the call of her duty!
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Sucking on or playing with tits while playing Call of Duty
Dan got a "care package" from his girlfriend's chest while going 24 and 0 on Call of Duty.
Mark's girlfriend wanted some quality time together so he suggested playing Tits of Duty; ToD
1. better than any game ever.
2. Better than fudge.
3. Better than going to hell.
Satan: You will come down and work in the fire mines!!!
Me: STFU, IMZ playin COD4. (Call of Duty 4)
Jesus: pwnd!
St. Peter: ROFLCOPTER
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