Eat and Beat

The act of performing oral sex on a woman (eat) and having to relieve one's self sexually (and beat) because she has no intention of allowing entrance to her moist caverns.

Sandy let me go down on her but made sure that I knew she wasn't going to put out, so I had to eat and beat.

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cum eating

They act of swallowing a squiggly white liquid

That slut is a professional when it come to cum eating

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Eat Shit

An insult, stating the the other individual should feast upon feces,

Guy 1:Hey dude, Why didn't you go to that concert, Aren't they your favorite band?

Guy 2:Eat Shit!

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Eat out

The guy takes your pants off, starts licking your clitoris with his tongue in circular motions then up and down. Then, you grab his hair and shove his face down to add pressure and tell him to suck really hard. He latches down onto your clit like a suction cup, and flicks the top of your clit with his tongue up and down really fast then swirling his tongue in circles. Then flicking then swirling while sucking your clitoris like a baby bottle nipple. After about 30 minutes to an hour (maybe even 2) of him doing the same things stated above over and over while you're still pushing his face into your pussy you buck your hips up and orgasm. You know when your clit gets bigger and feels like it's going to explode? And then sometimes you squirt out female ejaculation AKA cumming or squirting. Sometimes it's a lot of ejaculate or very little, it depends on how turned on you are. Then your eyes roll into the back of your head your brain temporarily shuts down for maybe 5 to 10 seconds as you are screaming blissful bloody murder shaking and humping the air, you tell the guy to not touch you and to leave you alone so you can lay there and experience your full-body orgasm while your clit twitches every 3 to 5 seconds. Then when your clit stops twitching, you light up a cigarette, enjoy the cigarette, go take a piss and then put your clothes on.

" take your clothes off I'm going to eat out your pussy"

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eat shit

an expression of extreme dislike or anger when used in the imperitive, ie go fuck yourself

"You THINK I'm the selfish one in this relationship, Jack? Well, eat shit and die!"

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Eat The Corn

Something you can write on the bathroom wall at your local bar in the crapper for a qwik laugh.
"EAT THE CORN"

Eat the corn. Drunk people laugh at this.

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Eating ass

It’s kinda like when a guy eats a girl out, but they do it to someone’s butt instead

Bro, I’m tonight I’m totally gonna eat Tina’s ass like shrimp fried rice.

Eating ass:It’s kinda like when a guy eats a girl out, but they do it to someone’s butt instead

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