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To experience intensified emotions that include love, need, and wanting close physical contact to satisfy those feelings. Noticeably different then plain lust and attraction. If you indulge in these emotions, without the physical contact or returned love, you will eventually feel empty.
Completely engulfed in her daydreams, she had an emotional orgasm. It felt amaztastic, until reality hit her and she realized she was still alone.
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Emotional moobs are moobs caused by a hormonal imbalance in the body due to emotional instability, usually from a traumatic event in early childhood but occasionally later in life. Emotional moobs can be easily confused with Fat Guy Moobs (or FGM) due to their similar disgusting, sweaty appearance.
The only difference and distinction between the two is the 'tearing' of an emotional moob. This is when the moob becomes so emotional, often because someone has made fun of the moob, slapped it, or otherwise neglected it, that it begins to secrete a milky lactate similar in appearance to tears.
This illness was only recently discovered since many people with this hilarious but shameful illness hid their bodies with baggy t-shirts. Often these t-shirts are thought of as being sweaty when it is actually the lactating tears of the emotional moob. In this instance it is often said with much affection that the moob is crying. Poor moob.
It is estimated that 30% of the moob population have emotional moobs.
Early symptoms include: Being Emo, whining about shit all the time and a milky smell about the person.
Known cures include: Getting over it, toughening up and getting a life. Skin grafts are also used to help the person develop 'thick skin' in the affected area.
Emotional moobs also effect women but this often goes undiagnosed as the only, often desirable, side-effect is an increased cup size, and is nowhere near as embarassing as the male lactating man-tit.
Dave: My emotional moobs keep lactating everywhere.
Bob: You sick fuck.
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Dave: My moobs are so emotional right now.
Alex: You're a cunt.
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Zaphod: OMFG you sass you're such a sweaty frood.
Dave: No I'm not you dick, thats just my lactating emotional man tit crying again.
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Sandra: Oh crap we've run out of milk!
Dave: Well insult me for a few minutes and give my tit a slap and I'll squeeze some in your coffee.
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A person who does not know how to be alone and that is why they are always in a relationship. A promiscuous person with emotions, who falls in love every day. Each of your relationships is the final one, even if you have just met your partner.
Someone like Ted Mosby.
-He told me I love you on the first date. Must be a emotional Whore.
-It's his fifth everlasting love this month, it's an emotional whore
A person who goes through a lot of problems or emotions in life but still manages to hold their composure, no what the circumstances is.
Girl#1: Damn, that’s crazy. You alright?
Girl#2: Yes, I’m an emotional gangsta!
Exerting dominance over someone with a bluff during a conversation, at which point the counterpart to the verbal exchange also bluffs. The bluffs generally multiply exponentially as intensity of conversation escalates. Whoever backs down first loses and the fictitious consequences dissolve.
Per 1 - “We need to be at the airport by 4 o’clock, my sister gets home from work at 3:15 and she can drive us. Which helps tremendously because she is watching the dogs for us while we are away.”
Per 2 - “Ok, we have to arrive at your sisters house by 3 for this to work. Will you definitely be ready to leave our house at 1:30 tomorrow?”
Per 1 - “YOU KNOW WHAT, I’M JUST GONNA TEXT MY SISTER AND TELL HER THAT WE ARE HIRING A CAR SERVICE INSTEAD!!!”
Per 2 - “FINE!!”
Per 1 - ...picks up cell phone and starts “texting sister”
Per 2 - “Maybe I’ll just cancel the flight and we’ll just stay home!”
Per 1 - “Maybe I’ll just move out!!”
Per 2 - “Oh yeah, maybe I’ll file for divorce!”
Per 1 - “Maybe you will”
Per 2 - “Don’t text your sister, I’m sure you’ll be ready to leave on time.”
Per 1 - “ok, love you”
Per 2 - “love you too”
Per 1 - “another successful round of emotional chicken wings by yours truly!”
A person who hides their true feelings and expectations about a romantic relationship in order to get closer to their chosen partner in hopes of coaxing them into a monogamous long term relationship. This behavior typically results in a surprise emotional outburst, catching one of the partners completely off guard.
I thought we had agreed that seeing one another wouldn't turn into anything serious, but he turned out to be an emotional ninja.
Emotions that you or somebody else has, but you can't see/feel them because they are surrounded by a red brick wall with real bad graffiti on.
You obviously have a lot of wall emotions