Floating Doughnut

Pooping while taking a bath; while bathing in bathtub pooping;

Last night I was giving my son a bath when unleashed a floating doughnut.

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That shit wont float

When a person is displeased with a situation or current event

Peter: I hate it when Matthew steals my Tequila and tonic
Tom: "That shit wont float"

Root Beer Float

When a man cums in a girls ass during intercourse. The mixture is pooped into a cup and the reciever pours it all over their chest.

Root Beer Float is Tim's specialty.

Root beer floating

when you replace the water in the bong with cold tasty root beer and smoke that stanky danky

Bruh I almost died last night I root beer floating some panic weed

float me a g

V. The act of giving 1
Gram of substance in which will be paid for on a later date.

"Aye DeQuontias if you float me a g I'll pay you next weekend double."

Ice-Cream Float

Where you coat you penis in ice-cream then proceed to slap you female companion in the face with said cock.

Ryan:- Yo dude, I gave Stacy the fattest Ice-Cream Float ever last night!
Bailey:- My man!

Root Beer Float

Where one splooges into someone's mouth and then proceeds to drop a sloppy deuce into their mouth. If the density of the poop is greater than the splooge, then the splooge will float to the top creating the illusion of a root beer float.

Person 1: "Man I'm hungry for a Root Beer Float!"
Person 2: *fap*fap*fap* "Say ahhhh..."

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