A ratchet farmer is a boy or girl that has no self control or is very weird. He or she is probably very fake and likes to play with peoples feelings.He or she will hurt your feelings and then try to become your friend again..but don’t be fooled they are just wanting attention.They will probably quit a cool sport,to go to a gay one.
Oh hey there goes the ratchet farmer..hope he doesn’t come over here
man hes so cool, hes just, man hes just really awesome! when he wants something, he doesn’t stop until he gets it! this is perseverance at its finest! he’s really good at like, everything! he cares a lot and his friends all love em! get yourself a ronnie farmer! man hes just so awesome!
me: hey its ronnie farmer! my favourite person!
ronnie farmer: what
Any woman whose man hands, thick wrists, and powerful forearms lead one to suspect that she is probably a lesbian. The expression dates from the 19th century, when dildos were often made from root vegetables such as carrots or turnips.
Alex: Dude, check the dirty fingernails on that dildo farmer!
Graham: Don't be disrespectful man, she's certified organic.
When you fart while plowing someone. A very advanced sexual maneuver.
"Man, I absolutely gave that girl the steamy farmer last night."
"Gross, dude."
A semi-affectionate term for someone who is being or has done something a tad silly.
Why'd you do that, ya doodle farmer!
These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.
That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.