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Faux Sure

Faux Sure is when one person promises or tells another person to definitely count on him/her/they/we/us/he-she/she-he/she-he-he/he-she-she to do a specific something or favor and then totally lets the person down by failing to perform.

That was the third time that Dick Johnson let Virgina down with a Faux Sure to get her in bed by 10:00 PM.

by Dr. Real Nasty January 19, 2023


faux-inverse

An inversion involving conflation.

Usually involves inverting the position of the structural (future-to-past) truth and the formalistic (past-to-future) truth; and then conflating the formalistic truth with the structural truth.

Ie. the formalistic truth becomes the structural truth.

The semantic.

A faux-inverse juxtaposes both inversion and conflation.

by sandraxine September 14, 2018


Faux-d

Noun: A large beer posing as a 40oz malt liquor.

Hey man... we cant play Edward Forty hands with these... they are FAUX-D's... 32's of Miller High life don't count!

by Brizzle sprinkles December 10, 2009


Faux Finish

To fake a climax; most likely to end an undesirable encounter.

He was so bad in bed that I decided to use a faux finish just to get him to stop.

by Hopscotchfever September 18, 2010


Faux Virgin

Someone who chooses to reject their first coital experience as being legitimate, because they were either intoxicated, incoherent and/or completely embarrassed. (Aka Fake Virgin)

L: "Who was that guy that you said you lost your v-card to again?"
M: "Oh, actually I've decided that, that didnt count because of reasons I'd rather not talk about. So I'm just going to tell everyone I'm still a virgin."
L: "So you're a faux virgin."
M: "Well...yeah"

by LaurenWC November 06, 2010


faux-nel

A knock-off version of Chanel.

Did you see those hideous faux-nel ballet flats? If you can't afford the double C's, don't fake it.

by harvypluto April 03, 2008


Faux Tude

When someone attempts to display an attitude other than what they are really feeling.

Man she was really pissed but was attempting to hide it with a faux tude.

by Dan_Man12 August 18, 2008