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A ‘lady of the night’, generally to be found in some godforsaken dive-bar at the wrong end of at least a 10 hour flight.
So there I was, holding the end up in Mpulungu, when I realised the Skipper had gone AWOL, leaving me to fend of the rest of the night-fighters with what remained of our drinks…
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to eprianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.
Male or female in the prostitution business.
Man that dudes a real street fighter.
The art of beating the shit out of someone on the street then fucking up their car for no valid reason. Shoot blue fucking fireballs, uppercut them to Jupiter cuz they’re getting way more fuckin stupider, tornado kicking someone to old Zealand and yelling obnoxiously as you punch.
Yo man this kid was fortnite dancing in the street so you know what I did? I street fightered that mother fuckers bitch ass!
An application in facebook where one can gang up on a close friend and beat 'em silly over pointless and perhaps meaningful quarrels over friends, lovers, and valid political disputes...such as THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!. Also a place to see who is your true friend, and who is a back-stabbing foe.
I sent you an invite to join my side in fighter's club, and you joined HIS side....JERK...I was fighting over you too.
A "Friction Fighter" is a person who fights the urge to flatulate in a business conference or public place. Friction fighters can be of any sex or race as long as they perform this action.
Kid: "Mommy, why did that guy in the suit have a smile on his face?"
Mom: "Princess, that man was a friction fighter."
A Typical Proud Boy more like Poor Boys going apeshit and acting like a "Chuck Norris" but, Doesn't have the balls to admit that Joe Biden won 2020. An Average Trump Supporter with Semi-Automatic Weapons, going downtown and shit and watch Donald Trump get his ass handed while getting a Free Blowjob and his Big Mac that he has left outside the D.C. Fridge for a week while watching "TMNT" on his 4K Television.
Oh-ho-ho-ho
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Aiming.
There were fucky MAGA men from MAGAtowns
They were shooting them up, they were shooting them down
It's an ancient Donald Trump art and every maga knew their part
From a crazy into trigger and a flicking from the hipster.
Everyone was Gun Fu fighting
There MAGA Gun Fu Fighter was fast as lightning
In Fact, it was super freaking Frightening.
But They were shot with Expert Timing.
There was a MAGA BOB and Freedom Fighter Charles
He said, "Here comes the Donald Trump, let's get it on"
We took a shit and made a stand, started aiming with his head
A sudden motion made me slip, now we're into a brand new ship.
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