Floating Doughnut

Pooping while taking a bath; while bathing in bathtub pooping;

Last night I was giving my son a bath when unleashed a floating doughnut.

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That shit wont float

When a person is displeased with a situation or current event

Peter: I hate it when Matthew steals my Tequila and tonic
Tom: "That shit wont float"

Root beer floating

when you replace the water in the bong with cold tasty root beer and smoke that stanky danky

Bruh I almost died last night I root beer floating some panic weed

Root Beer Float

When a man cums in a girls ass during intercourse. The mixture is pooped into a cup and the reciever pours it all over their chest.

Root Beer Float is Tim's specialty.

float me a g

V. The act of giving 1
Gram of substance in which will be paid for on a later date.

"Aye DeQuontias if you float me a g I'll pay you next weekend double."

Ice-Cream Float

Where you coat you penis in ice-cream then proceed to slap you female companion in the face with said cock.

Ryan:- Yo dude, I gave Stacy the fattest Ice-Cream Float ever last night!
Bailey:- My man!

Root Beer Float

Where one splooges into someone's mouth and then proceeds to drop a sloppy deuce into their mouth. If the density of the poop is greater than the splooge, then the splooge will float to the top creating the illusion of a root beer float.

Person 1: "Man I'm hungry for a Root Beer Float!"
Person 2: *fap*fap*fap* "Say ahhhh..."

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