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people who constantly miss opportunities to score. these opportunities continue to accumulate until it becomes of concern and realise "theres only so many ways i can make love with my hand" as blink 182 stated
a forever virgins being attracted to and wanting to score wif a hot artist at a bus station to the point mr happy bcomes very excited however another opportunity goes missing as this forever virgin "isnt in the mood" and denies mr happy the opportunity of tru happiness :( opportunities missed : 4
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to feel so amazing about one girl in your entire life that you would give her everything just to make her smile. to do the small cute things she would want you to do but won't tell you she wants done. to whisper on her neck and tease her until she is almost completely crazy. to softly kiss her just so she knows you're there.
loving her forever. if she buys something to small for her to wear with comfort you wear it to stretch it out just enough so she can wear it in comfort. suprising her with your arrival at somewhere you said you couldn't be. running up to her and kissing her before she knows it's you. holding her hand when it gets cold. doing all the things she would love to do but is to afraid to do alone.
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FAP. Masturbation. Beating off.
I had a forever alone party last night. It was cool.
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A notoriously delayed shooter. Starring everyone's favorite Crazy Awesome Badass Motherfucker: Duke Nukem, it has been delayed for twelve years.
Then 3drealms shut down. It looked like all hope was lost...
UNTIL GEARBOX CAME IN AND SAVED THE DAY! No, seriously, for the first time in 12 years, at PAX, it was finally confirmed that the game was going to be released, and playable, in 2011. To further drive the point home, it was actually playable at PAX. After a four-hour line, of course.
I'm here to kick ass and release Duke Nukem Forever, and I'm all out of ass.
ALWAYS BET ON DUKE.
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Another word for Valentine's Day, but for single people.
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The video game that is the sequel to Duke Nukem 3D. The game has been delayed multiple times and many lost hope of it's completion. As a sort of accidental foreshadowing, the acronym for Duke Nukem Forever is D.N.F (Did Not Finish). Luckily Gear Box has stated that the game is due to arrive sometime in 2011 and anyone who bought the "game of the year" edition of Borderlands will be able to play the demo before anyone else.
Person 1-
Dude, valve is taking forever with Half-life 2 : episode 3.
Person 2-
I've been waiting since 1997 for Duke Nukem Forever. You haven't even SEEN "taking forever"!!!
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A masterpiece of a movie. Once you first hear of it, you think it's just a stupid little joke. But as it goes on, you realize how good it is. Then at the end, you'd be worshipping it.
It existed earlier than john wick, so this is where john wick got its inspiration. The movie is about beans killing each other and shit. But the camera angles, music, racist and normal jokes alike, was fucking amazing. And the action was god-tier. A true masterpiece.
Made by a single dude called Jeff lew. Yep. The entire movie was made by him. Expect the voice acting of course. And it took 2 years to complete it, with a budget wasted of less than a million dollars. However, some people say it took more than 10 years to complete it. Thus, the true extract time of the movie making is unknown.
And by the way, YOU CAN FUCKING WATCH IT ON FREE, THE OFFICAL CHANNEL, FOR FREE. ISN'T THAT FUCKING GODLY?
Friend: Hey dude, you should watch the Killer Bean Forever movie.
Me: KIller bean forever? Sounds like a joke.
Friend: You can watch it on youtube.
Me: wait, a movie on youtube? Alright, sure.
*Aftermath of the movie*
Me: HOLY SHIT KILLER BEAN FOREVER WAS A MASTERPIECE. THANK THE HOLY GODS OF HEAVEN.