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Being stuck next to someone who farts a lot and you have to stay next to them, hence being stuck in pony corner
I was operating equipment at a conference today and the sound engineer next to me kept farting, it was 2 hours till coffee break so I was stuck in pony corner suffering, it was rank.
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A word/nickname for a boy/man who has a fat ass and thick legs. This is a term of endearment that should only be used for boys with muscle booties and thighs that could strangle an Ox. K
Pony is a term sexual in nature and alludes to mounting and riding. A guy who can be described as a Pretty Pony is someone you want to mount/ride on a regular basis. Y
Only a certain level of ass can assume this title M:
If you can not crack open a walnut with your cheeks... it does not apply to you. If you can not command the full attention of at least two suitors at once based solely on the girth of your rump... then it does not apply to you. If your ass does not have its own gravitional pull, attracting nearby asslovers then it does not apply to you.
If your ass is so fat and muscley that no underwear or pants can hide your butt crack then this term can apply to you. If you have to resort to hiding your ass behind things such as laptop bags, etc then this term applies to you. If your pony is so fat it takes two people to wrangle it... then it applies to you. If your ass is so fat that sometimes people randomly use it as a pillow or table... then it applies to you.
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A personal-sized joint.
Pony joints are rolled to be about 5 cm in length -- 2 cm of filter, 3 cm of rolled flower.
The average stoner could smoke a pony joint to themself and be high enough (not too high) for the whole night, while also still sharing.
Pony joints are never called "ponies" or a "pony". We all know what a pony is, and this is NOT it.
Friend 1: Oh these are so cute, I've never seen a joint this small.
Friend 2: Yeah, it's a pony joint! Isn't it the perfect size for tonight?
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Someone who's job it is to masturbate horses for semen.
Did you hear about Tyler's new job? Yeah I heard he's a pony pumper. Yeah he loves it.
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When one partner's hair stubble creates a rash on the other partner during a sexual encounter.
You need to shave; you really did sand the pony last night!
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1.The act of a receiver giving a blow job to a poo log which is being excreted by another person squatting above the receiver
2. The act of a one person performing fellatio to a poo log excreting out of another person, who is squatting above the person performing the fellatio upon the poop.
Thomas was never allowed to kiss his girlfriend on the lips after she pony loafed him
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