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a news station scaring parents with their Bottom of the barrel lies about games opening up a 100% chance of their children being murdered for MONEY
Mom: FOX NEWS just said that video games are evil
Kid: I can't wait when I can leave this house
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A substance which supplies slyness to those who are raised upon it.
That man has outwitted the crow and has its food without having to chase it, therefore he has been raised on the milk of the fox.
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The news you watch when news isn't what you want.
The "news" station for brainless "real americans" is Fox News or Faux News.
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formerly was the number #1 cause of semen related death but is now at the butt end of most thumb related jokes
(in theatre) three years ago when megan fox comes up on screen: Daaaaaamn!
(in theatre) now, when megan fox comes up on screen: HAHA! LOOK AT THE FREAK'S THUMBS!
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A common typo for the corporate lobbyist, i mean news, no actually i mean corporate lobbyist network which is actually spelled faux news. It was initially faux news but roger ailes decided to keep the mistake because he realized few rednecks, i mean Sarah Palin supporters, no I mean rednecks wouldn't know what faux meant and after they found out it was originally a french word most likely boycott the station and say it was "for commies" which is the noun they use for anything they disagree with.
redneck 1: Hey Cletus did you see that fox news last night.
redneck 2: Yeah Festus I was watching it, I'm glad someone else thinks shut up is a good comeback too.
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An Irish Band that are up and coming in the music world.
The Dublin based trio, Patrick Ratigan, Dara Quilty and Sean Maxx, already have an army of dedicated fans.
They are also playing at Oxegen this year, an Irish music festival usually held in July.
" Hey Andy, Have heard of this amazing new band called fox avenue ? " " Ah yeah I have, they're brilliant live "
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person: yo
undertale fan: sans and Toby Fox
are mine
person: you fucking dumbass
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