Random
Source Code
Random
One of your five fingers. That's right! It's a FINGER. The thumb is a finger, so fuck you assholes who say you have four fingers and a thumb!
I'd like to shove my thumb up those people's asses.
888👍 197👎
The opposable fifth finger ....
"Should have put your thumb over the end of it" was the quote of the year at Dysart Golf Club on 07/06/2017 ....
12👍 2👎
Used to describe the appearance of a very obese person whose face and double chin have merged into one unit.
No wonder Bill can't breathe, he's a thumb.
69👍 20👎
thumb, pl. thumbs (archaic) - the scrolling finger. Before the digital age, the scrolling finger was used for a multitude of purposes, such as by Roman emperors to announce the decision of executing a gladiator and by police officers to record a suspect's fingerprint. Since the early 21st century though the only use of the scrolling finger has been to scroll news feeds in mobile applications such as Instagram, twitter and Facebook.
Stop licking your thumb, Gordon!
1👍 1👎
(verb) Using a finger to push a small object into your buttocks.
ED: "Hey Randy how can we make this ecstasy really kick in?"
RANDY: "I say we thumb it!"
36👍 18👎
To "like" something on facebook. Telling someone that you like something doesn't necessairly mean that you liked it on the book, but saying "I thumbed that" doesn't need clarification.
Dude, I thumbed that last night
He obviously posted that thinking that everyone would thumb it. They didn't. What a bad athumbtion.
She thumbed everything on my wall. It was a freakin thumbderstorm!
20👍 9👎