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Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.

Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.

by KImCobain March 12, 2015


Fruit tingle

Having your arse eaten in Australia.

There's no fucking way I'm giving that fat mole a fruit tingle

by Downunderplunder September 6, 2018


Fruited Up

(a person) Looking or dressed as if they are going to participate in activities stereotypically associated with gay people.

A: Do you like what I'm wearing to starbucks?
B: You look absolutely fruited up babe.

by MonotoneWombat April 25, 2022


Fruit Sticker

A girls tattoo. Across her lower back or hip area. New boyfriends hate them and can't peel them off.

She's pretty hot.. But she has a big Fruit Sticker goin on.

by Lance Blaisdell May 19, 2005


fruits of the colon

the smell given off from either excrement or flatulence.

Steve ate sliders before going out. Anyone at the club enjoyed the fruits of the colon.

by dirrrttttyyyy Red November 19, 2011


Jac Fruit

Adjective: A derrogatory description of a person or individual.

Would you look at this Jac Fruit across the bar.

That was a Jac Fruit play.

What Jac Fruit thought that up?

by Dman81 September 26, 2010


frosty fruit

A word used to say someone is a prostitute.

Look over there, that’s the local frosty fruit!

by Doggy9302😘 March 28, 2019