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The guy I was dating didn't have a fat meaty dongle. That's what it means. In a poll of 100 women who have cheated on their boyfriends; this will be their response to the question "why did you cheat?" 100% of the time.
Some guy "Have you ever cheated on your boyfriend?"
Some chick "Yes"
Some guy "Why did you cheat?"
Some chick "Umm... I just felt like I wasn't getting enough out of the relationship."
Some guy "And what do you mean by that?"
Some chick "What I mean is that I was dating a guy and then I met a different guy who had a fat cock. I wanted the fat cock inside of me so I let him jam it inside of me."
Some guy "So then why didn't say that instead of your initial answer?"
Some chick"Because I don't want people to think I'm a piece of shit."
Some guy "Is that what a piece of shit would do?"
Some chick "......"
Some guy "Because if you're initial answer is just 'femanese' for your actual answer, then you look like a piece of shit either way. Like... It's a direct translation."
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The idiom "Get your head out of the gutter" means to stop thinking dirty thoughts when someone tells you to.
My Friend: *thinks of dirty thoughts and says it out loud*
Me: Get your head out of the gutter!
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A phrase said when a listener infers a dirty/sexual innuendo from something said by the speaker who did not imply anything of the kind.
Man 1: This hole is too small.
(Man 2 cackles)
Man 1: Get your mind out of the gutter!
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a slang expression coined in the early 21st century used to express annoyance or objection to what someone else is saying. Used first by professor Myndia Biznesse when reprimanding disrespectful students in his general knowledge and philosophy class. The term is frequently spoken with an accent imitating professor Biznesse, who is of Italian decent. Sometimes, when quoting him, the word "horse" is spelled "hoasse" or "hosse", "out of" is substituted with "outta", and "your face" with "ya face". This is to further emulate Biznesse's strong accent.
Jerry, you always run your mouth because you think you're so smart. Get the horse out of your face.
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Something to say when someone is being rude or putting something in your face, and you want them to back off. Or when someone is coming on too strong with their attitude. Comes from the movie Nacho Libre starring Jack Black when his friend offers him a Corn-on-a-stick.
Hey buddy, check out this stupid thing on my phone...
Get that corn out of my face!
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A response to a comment that is completely unbelievable and/or ridiculous.
Jose: You know the chick you tried to go home with last night? Well, she sort of ended up at my house instead.
Ryan: Get the FUCK out of my Delorean!!!
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To stop & think straight with your brain not your head 8==D or vagina ({})
Hahahaha! WTF? Get your head out of the gutters!
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