ROFL guarded

When playing Warcraft 3's online game Are U A Retard and getting kill by a ROFL guard(A.k.A felguard)

LOL!! that noob just got ROFL guarded !!

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Occam's Safety Guard

Occam's Safety Guard - contends that devising clever alternatives to the simplest solution can be safely avoided all together, as the result will inevitably be the same. It is, if you will, the scabbard with which Occam's Razor can be safely stored.

It is in a sense, it is the principle which destroys the dreaded, 'analysis to paralysis' dynamic.

The tedious nature of these meetings, in which we indulge every clever thought that comes out of someone's head, could be thwarted through the use of "Occam's Safety Guard".

or

Andrej should consider employing Occam's Safety Guard before he delves into the complexities of Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich creation.

Mayflower National Guard

Strong army wow grape

Have you heard of the Mayflower National Guard?

Strong army wow grape

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crossing guard teemo

Some fat kid, with coconut hair.

Look at that wild crossing guard teemo, what a faggot.

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Hacking the Robot Guards

1. When censorship is done by way of software manipulation to censor words in chat spaces and websites alike and you are creative enough to hack past the software robots and have your words read accurately without the annoying asterisk substitutions.

2. When ******* becomes sɹǝƃƃᴉN. Pronounced (RE gagging sound INs) Use it in public and get a confused stare instead of retaliation.

3. This term will apply when the right to repair stops software monopolies from building planned obsolescence into all new tech products.

I have been Hacking the Robot Guards because they are all stupid sɹǝƃƃᴉN.

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fallopian beetle guard

a beetle who defends the fillopian tubes from vaginal trolls, blacks and spike lee.

Chill, that bitches fallopian beetle guards got wizard prismatics spray.

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Coast Guard Academy

A four year military academy in Connecticut. Exists but only to some. Consitently ranked as the worst dorms and most unhappy students in the the nation. Class of 2010 doesn't care and is hoorah about life here.

Class of 2007: I hate being at the Coast Guard Academy.
Class of 2010: I love this place, shining shoes and brass on Friday Nights Rocks!

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