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how a memer says we missed the train
guy 1: oh (whatsapp notification sound) the trains leaving!
guy 1: well damn it.
memer: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!
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What is said of a guy that knows almost nothing about sex. For example nerds,noobs,strightedges/strightasses,bible thumpers,mama's boys ect.
That nerd wouldn't know what to do with a pussy if he had one.
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ive had it with these horny people creating horny definitions for the sake of being horny and trying to make other people horny and its just an mess of cringe..... or something like that
I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
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A phase I just added to prove that any content can be added to urbandictionary.com, a 'user generated content' "dictionary.
I wonder if I add 'fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!' to urbandctionary if it would get published for the world to see...
Very, very angry, and probably about to strangle you. It refers to Star Trek's character Mr. Spock, who can be a very pissed off alien if somebody dares mention his human mother, and therefore provokes an emotional reaction in him. It is not, under any circumstances, an advisable move.
First used by Brittany Diamond in her Star Trek TOS commentary.
If someone has to ask about Landrew one more FREAKIN’ time and NOT get an answer, I swear I will go CRAZY like a SPOCK who’s just had his MOTHER insulted.
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Blow through
When you fart and half of your insides coming flying out after it, making quit a mess.
When you pass some gas (gassy ass) & a lump follows - which hits the
back of your pants like a bullet..
Hey man, you eat that curry your gonna have a mighty blow through..
Hey man, you eat that curry your gonna have a mighty blow through..
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A phrase that primarily applies to black women but is also applying more and more to black men in America. Single black women having become disillusioned with being the breadwinner and homemaker of the family. In dating white men, black women have discovered that white men tend to be more financially stable, less likely to cheat, less likely to be abusive, and if there is a pregnancy are more likely to stick around and be a part of the child's life even if the relationship doesn't work out. All things that women want in a relationship.
Greg: Is it true that charice is getting married to a white guy?
Boosie: Yeah, white boys don't fuck around. You always see them with the hottest girls in the neighborhood.
Greg: Why Is she doing that?
Boosie: I asked her and she told me, Once you've had white, you never go back to black.
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