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padded coat hangers

After a busy shag fest usually involving the local rugby club the ladies snatch swells up to to resemble a pair of padded coat hangers or like the facial lips of some of these girls that somehow think puffed up lips is attractive.

Too much of this sort of action tends to make the vagina look like a ripped out fire place.

Porscha, Mercedes and Chelsie done all their powder washed down with some cheap fizz and done the whole rugby team between them you should have seen their gashes after, it looked like they had a pair of padded coat hangers between their legs, the dirty little slappers

by Philphee-phil July 14, 2023


Side Hangers

When a person has bulging side breasts.

Joe: "Maaan did you see Luis' side hangers? Looks like he can fly away on them!"
Chuck: "Check out those side hangers!"

by Scrumpo April 19, 2018


Hanger Management

When you are arrested for assault at a fast food establishment for Anger Issues and have to take anger management!

Customer: I ordered 6 nuggets and I got five. Customer proceeds to throw the nuggets and hits employees! Cops are called and now you are arrested and have to take Hanger Management!

by EM6988 October 19, 2023


Jaw Hanger

Jaw Hanger (noun): When your jaw takes a leisurely stroll south, showcasing a face stuck in a constant state of confusion. Side effects may include driving that mimics a turtle's commute – slow, meandering, and with the occasional confused detour.

This damn Jaw Hanger is going damn near 20 miles under the speed limit.

by Doggocool December 10, 2023


high heel hangers

super huge hoop earings worn by gehtto hooch women.

damn, thats girls rocking the biggest high heel hangers I've ever seen, what a slutamuphigus.

by sheepdog1 August 12, 2017


Orangutan Hangers

A troubling display of ones "side boob" thus mimicking that of the spices Orangutan. Scientific> Pongo Pygmaeus. Bornean Orangutan subspecies. Pongo Pygmaeus Pygmaeus. Pongo morio. Pongo pygmaeus wurmbii.

O' snap, did you just see that girl coming out of the store. She was rocking some serious "Orangutan Hangers". Word, she sho' was. Those were some Orangutan Titties for real though!!! What I think you meant was "Orangutan Hangers".

by DumpsterfFire911 November 10, 2024


Bad Hanger-upper

A person who is not emotionally intelligent enough to recognize the clues that the other person on the phone call, who he/she is talking to, wants to get off the fucking phone right now.

I’m talking to Tommy on the phone and I must have said 10 times, well Tommy I gotta get going! He ignores this and says “oh yeah! and one thing I wanted to tell ya quick was…BLAH BLAH!”

That Tommy dude is a BAD HANGER-UPPER!!!

by Tluv777 January 18, 2023