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A short way of saying “Just stop talking to me and get the fuck away. I hate the sound of your fucking voice. The thought of you haunts my every day and night. I yearn for the day when my memory of you ceases to exist, fades into nothing, and I can finally continue on with my life.”
Person 1: “Hey, wanna go fishing?”
Person 2: “Hold on a sec...”
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When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.
The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.
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Suck your parents
Suck your dukes
Suck your mom
Suck your Dad
Yo fam hold three.
Hold three pussy.
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A phrase used when someone needs to complete a multitude of tasks before doing something else. Such as going to the bathroom, settling family quarrels, grabbing food, changing clothes, put on cosmetics, make a sandwich, finish homework, grab a beer, do chores, etc. One mango of time can depend on the person; fairly quick or a long, long time.
Friend: "Hey bro, you wanna go the basketball court and shoot some hoops?"
You: "For sure man, just hold on a mango. I gotta finish up some stuff real quick."
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When you and your bro find a girl at a party or some other place and you want to fuck her but your bro is being an annoyin fuck and is "cock holding you". Its as if he is holdin your cock and not letting you put it in her because he is getting in the fucking way. LIKE BEING COCK BLOCKED BUT TO THE POINT WHERE YOUR SO FUCKING ANNOYED THAT YOUR FRIEND WONT JUST LEAVE THE TWO OF YOU TO HOOK UP.
ME: HEY GIRL WHATS YOUR NAME AND WHAT YEAR ARE YOU?
GIRL: JESSICA AND IM A FRESHMAN AT CSUCHICO, YOUR CUTE WHATS YOUR NAME?
COCKHOLDER:HI IM JOE IM A FRESHMAN TOO
ME:JOE QUIT COCK HOLDING ME AND FIND YOUR OWN BITCH!
ME:SORRY ABOUT THAT LAME, MY NAMES MJ AND YOUR CUTE AS FUCK TOO.
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The maintenance, operation and proper outward appearance of a work place, facility or law enforcement administration by employees, while others are not present and without permission.
Sully, hold this place down for a couple hours.
Hector will be holding it down over there until we get back
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any form of having sex
Salley just got done holding hands with Joe in the back of that pick-up truck!
Tommy held hands with Jessie last night.
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