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The act of standing over your man/womans' face, after working up a dripping sweaty ass crack, and then proceeding to squat down (lining up nose and asshole) grinding forward and backwards. When satisfied, stand up and blow a load on that sopping wet face.
My boo loves the New York Grinder. The taste and everything. I'm so glad my mom gave me a walk through.
When an individual doesn’t drink, but uses cocaine.
A: Why does Nick keep jingling his keys and going to the bathroom every 20 minutes?
B: Oh, he’s New York sober now.
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An outrageously loud sneeze that can only be described as "new-yorky".
Guy 1: *AAACCCHHHOOOOOO!!!!"
*Earth trembles*
Girl: "OMG an earthquake!"
Guy 2: "Nah, he just has a New York Sneeze."
When a male and or female is bitten by a subway rat. Typically on the ankle.
“Dave went to New York and got a sick New York tattoo.” “These broads all got rabies after getting a New York tattoo.”
You left your child in the car all night, are you an animal?!
-No, I'm from Rome New York.
A mix of Coca-Cola and Cognac, most often Hennessy.
"Catch me on the block drinkin' New York Guinness"
(N.O.R.E)
New York Football Team, with poor history, consisting of mostly Mexicans, potheads, dumb asses, and overrated players. They have a fat coach who is morally vacuous, has a passionate foot fetish, and flaps his gums to much. The Jets are a team with no character which always gets players with behavioral problems. Always involved in embarrassing, stupid incidents, like Sal Alosi tripping Dolphins rookie Nolan Carroll, the Rex Ryan middle finger dispute, and the viral Youtube video with Mark Sanchez using Mark Brunell as a snot rag. Has players with big mouths like Cromartie tweeting that he will "smash Matt Hasselbeck's face in" and other stupid comments from Revis, Sanchez, Scott, and Pace. Overrated players include, but are not limited to: Shonn Greene, Jerricho Cotchery, Brad Smith, Mark Sanchez, and more. Nicknames for these players include "Dirty Sanchez," "Jerricho Crothery," and more.
"Jets are the BEST TEAM!"
"Are you an idiot? Jets are gay, they are more like the New York Jests."
"Dude, that guy is such an idiot, he must be a member of the terrible organization - the New York Jets"
"Rex Ryan is so fat that they has to set up speed bumps when he went to an all-you-can-eat buffet!
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