A joke in which only the teller of the joke laughs.
Teller: Why don't blind people like to skydive?
Person #1: Why?
Teller: It scares the heck out of the dogs.
Everybody: ...
Teller: *laughs*
Person #2: That was a bank joke, man.
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A former Victoria's Secret model. Not nearly as good looking as she or anyone else likes to think she is.
She is pretentious, condescending, hypocritical and just plain ghastly. On the personality side she is absolutely everything that a man would not want in a woman.
It was rather humerous watching Tyra Banks on her dire show lecturing a pornographic actress when her entire career has been based on strutting down the catwalk like a whore.
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OMG...R U SERIOUS?! SICKEST MC OUT THERE!! Lyrics of PAC, with the flows of BIGGIE!!!
"These Hoes want me to stop, and this is the worst part, I was born with this game, like BIRTHMARKS!"
"Cuz I been stuck on the road, every day KFC. As soon as I'm done, she on her knees ASAP!"
"I'm tired of u niggas wit ur maybe beef, we gon be here forever u temporary, like BABY TEETH!"
"I aint a wresteler, but I'll put u'r bitch in the BOSTON CRAB!"
"When I'm done with her, it'll look like she dove head first into COOL WHIP!"
"I never thought I'd bump into u, in another town. That's why I make sure I keep a pack of rubbers round!"
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Where a bank steals money from its customers by numerous and excessively high fees.
Guy1: The bank charged me thirty dollars for a stagnant money fee. What the hell is a stagnant money fee?
Guy2: Its called bank robbery.
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The Bank Doctorine policy allows banks and financial institutions to rob individual citizens and the government to pay for excessive excutive bonuses and golden parachutes, at minimal cost.
Under the Bank Doctorine politically connected financial institutions are too big to fail, and too big to be punished. This is especially true during election years when politicians need to attract large donors with reliable sources of income.
It is facilitated in part by financial interests that rotate in and out of regulatory and governing bodies.
The Bank Doctorine makes it possible to avoid capitalism, market corrections, and criminal procecution. This way the banks have an incentive to give the public the worst deal possible.
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going number 2 somewhere other than your own home.
I couldn't take a dump at the mall. I had to wait until I got home. I don't like to do any branch banking.
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Derived from the character on Will Smith's tv series "Fresh Prince of Bellaire," Carlton Banks is a term used to describe guys with various feminine tendencies or romantic shortcomings. Can be shortened to a "Carlton"
Carlton Banks can be a guy who is completely oblivious to all signals, innuendos, and other hints from girls. Like if his girlfriend called him at 2 am to come over for a "cup of coffee" he'd be like, "Sorry, I don't drink coffee this early, but I could come over around nine and play Scrabble with you if you want, and then maybe we could cuddle."
A Carlton Banks can also be a guy who seems to make up a bunch of stupid excuses to not have sex with his girlfriend. Like, "I feel like it will mess things up," or, "I'd rather just cuddle." While cuddling is nice, SO IS SEX!
Basically a Carlton Banks is that "sweet but stupid" boyfriend who you often suspect might be very very gay.
Girlfriend: "No one's home, so do you wanna come inside, or are you too tired?"
Carlton Banks: "Yeah I am pretty tired. I think I'm gunna go home."
Girlfriend: "No one is gunna be home until way later tomorrow, do you wanna just crash here?"
Carlton Banks: "No thanks. I like waking up alone in my own bed."
Girlfriend: "Oh ok... wait what?"
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