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Literally the most awesome person you know. He’s funny and smart and athletic, and a bit of a nerd sometimes. He pulls whoever he wants though, so don’t think you can escape him. He’s also really handsome.
Did you see Jasper yesterday?
Of course I did, who could miss that stunning face of his
The definition of big dick energy
Shanice : damm I love Jasper
Greg Paul: same he’s got massive balls
very sarcastic, which can be very annoying but, her beauty, personality and amazing laugh makes up for all of it, shes so amazing. i would so give her 1000 hugs, definetly would want to and more alot more, and alot more, would give love n affection, my ex talked bad about her but i dont belive my ex anymore, not after the shit she has pulled, anyway back to jasper, *long exagurated sigh* i would SO give her a hug right fucking now, and give her and more right now, ya feel?
jasper is a fucking beaut yort yert
a sarcastic girl who says "head ass" or "periodt" un ironically, but its lowkey kinda cute, would give her 100 hugs, im at 6 rn
jasper
lowkey lets and more next time we see eachother at cc capiche? ight thatd b real dope
A little dude who looks like a hobbit and a sasquatch’s loves child. His eyes scream that he will kill and will have no regret. If you see a jasper you better watch out.
Jasper beat the shit out of me yesterday
place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.
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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.
From out of Canada?
They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.