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Something that is essential to have in a certain situation. Can be in the form of advice, or a some sort of object.
Major Key - Trust no one
Major Key - If they don't want you to succeed, then fuck em.
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A special key with the Microsoft Windows logo (on most PC keyboards) that activates the "Start" menu in the MS Windows shell GUI.
For those who shun the mouse, this is a great addition to have on a keyboard while accessing programs.
However, for gamers, the Windows key is the bane of all existence (Especially for MMORPG gamers, where one touch of the Windows key can crash the entire program.)
"Using the windows key, I can start Microsoft Word in .7 seconds."
"OMFG SORRY YOU ALL DIED I HIT MY GODDAMN WINDOWS KEY AND CRASHED AGAIN :("
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To sleep during an online conversation. This can be due to the conversation taking place late at night, being really boring, and/or the person in question being tired or (more commonly) drunk.
The term can also be used when someone is being slow at responding, should you suspect that they have fallen asleep.
At 1:34 AM:
Mr A: "...so yeah, that's the end of that epic adventure story, what do you think about that?"
Mr A: "Hello?"
Mr A: "I'm totally wasting my time and effort on this conversation aren't I?"
Mr A: "YOU'RE A SHIT FRIEND!!!"
At 7:51 AM:
Dr B: "Woah, sorry man... I was totally asleep at the keys!"
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a bottle or can opener (cans had no opening tabs when this word originated)
Don't forget to hang up the church key when you are done with it.
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A program that uses brute force to obtain a valid product key for a software product. This is often used to bypass Microsoft's product activation without installing a crack.
My friend used a key generator to get a product key for her copy of Microsoft Office, since she didn't have the COA.
Jirai Kei is an ongoing Japanese fashion trend, the name translates to "Landmine Style," the fashion started in Kabukicho in 2020. The term of the fashion comes from the stereotype "Jirai Joshi" or "Landmine Girl." The stereotype stems from misogynistic men who would call neurodivergent and depressed girls in Kabukicho "landmines" for being too emotional and for having mental issues, however those same girls decided to reclaim that and have the term be associated with a cute fashion rather then an ableist stereotype. Main aspects of Jirai Kei include frilly blouses and high waisted skirts, along with lace and ribbons, the main aspect of Jirai Kei however is the "pien" style of makeup, which is also common in Ryousangata. Jirai Kei also has an association with night life since may of the women and girls who wear/wore this fashion often worked in or frequented host clubs and/or were party goers. This has lead to the misconception that Jirai Kei is a "personality" and not a fashion, saying that however brings Jirai Kei back to it's ableist roots.
"What fashion are they wearing?" "It's called Jirai Kei" "Omg thanks :D"
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Prolific (and horrific) discoverer of some of the least well known sexual acts this side of a Dirty Sanchez. Some of his more well known pieces "The Houston Jetpack" and "The Alabama Hot lips" he first performed when touring the US back in 2001. Keysie, as he's known to his lovers, demands his sexual partners to shout out load "DOES THE KEY FIT STEVE, TELL ME IT FITS" towards the business end of his performances. Rumours have started to circulate regarding his latest piece of work, which is thought to have been named "The Sh!t book-end" and involves herding a stag party into a narrow-boat and blocking the exits by depositing large stinking sh!ts either end of the walk through. The stag party will then retire to their beds and fall unconscious - at which point "someone" is performed upon. Then, whilst the party awakes and BANTAAAs around the stinking after-mass that unlucky "someone" remains quiet and curled shaking in a ball, the rest of the party will attempt to identify the phantom sh1ter. The idea is that BANTA becomes so unnerving that his victim will refrain from expressing their concerns.
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