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V: This man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his lance.
M Excuse me???
when you eat all of somebody’s food without asking.
Me: bruh where tf all my food go??
Lance: oh i ate it all.
Me: bro did you ask??
Lance: nah.
Me to my friend: yeah that mf just came over and started lancing.
example 2
Friend: yo i’m high asf, sorry if i start lancing bro.
Me: aye bruh at least buy your own food💀
Being or acting like a total brat.
Stop lancing and go do something about your life for once.
Extreme steepening of nipples/extreme fit of dress. Also used when butt is showing out.
Lancing is a large unknown seaside village in West Sussex, England which consists of nothing but chavs, stoners, old people and gypsies. Everyone from Lancing fits into one of these categories and will deny it. The only thing Lancing is famous for is that it is 20 minuets away from Brighton but no one actually knows of Lancing unless you live there. You may think it’s a good idea to come to this little seaside village, but trust me, you won’t come out alive after entering Lancing, if someone asks you to meet down the Co-Op alley way, run as fast as you can and never return. There are no good shops in Lancing except a mini Asda and Co-Op which are regularly robbed by 13 year old kids who go to Sir Robert Woodard Accademy since it’s the only activity to do around here for them.
“Where you from?”
“Lancing”
“Where?”
“Brighton”
Worlds coolest guy. Spends his time bartering on craigslist, usually for cats.
Lance Flugelhorn traded me a vacuum cleaner for a cat that supposedly used a toilet.