booty lasagna : licking the crevices of a bloody asshole while watching "Garfield The Tale Of Two Kittens" .
"bro I had the best time last night , me and my boo thang had intimate booty lasagna , so romantic !"
The female version of blue balls, she wants a man to fill her and he doesn’t
I woke up so horny and he was too tired so i had blue lasagna…
A duration of time that occurs in which a completely asinine and useless topic becomes so adversely discussed that the original point becomes moot. Like when a player in a tabletop group does something completely pointless and describes everything about that, the game master leaves the room in frustration
I can't believe we lasagna spiraled for 45 minutes on this one shopping trip.
Woooooord disassociation
Enemy lasagna
Robust below wax
Semiautomatic aqua
Accompany slacks
The act of having diarrhea on your girls pussy while she is on her period then sticking your Shlong in it then peeing in it from the inside
Oh babe im so horny can you give me an Alaskan Lasagna
fellow mortal: "call me lasagna"
salt: "fellow mortal stop youre going to break her"
salt II: "have a nice extraction, Pink lasagna"
A Winged Lasagna is when a women's vag has become so riddled with herpes that its lips resemble lasagna noodles trying to take flight. This usually develops after a vag has been ravaged many times by a herp laden BBC. White middle aged women with lower back tattoos are the mosted common wielders on a Winged Lasagna.
The prostitute rubbed her winged lasagna on Timmy's shoulder and left a stain. His shoulder was diagnosed with herpes a few days later.