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A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.
Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time"
Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian."
Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"
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somthing that has to do with a girl liking another girl
The way that girl kissed her friend who is also a girl was very lesbianic
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the ladies that make porn interesting.
Jim-"dude, did you see that round of lesbian mud wresling?"
Me-"yea it was like porn"
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a non-man who is only attracted to other non-men
person 1- "i think I'm a lesbian"
girl 1- "you cant be, you're not a girl."
person 1- "yes I can, lesbians don't have to be women. they just have to be non-men. In fact, the white stripe in the middle of the lesbian flag represents non binary people. suck it, jess.
girl 1- "oh, I get it now! i think I'm lesbian too!"
girl 2, 3 and person 2, 3- "so are we!"
person 1- "it's so great how we're all lesbians!"
person 3- "I'm a communist"
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something that, as a man, i wish i was.
dafuqs wrong with me, why do i want to be a lesbian?
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