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A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.
Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time"
Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian."
Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"
somthing that has to do with a girl liking another girl
The way that girl kissed her friend who is also a girl was very lesbianic
the ladies that make porn interesting.
Jim-"dude, did you see that round of lesbian mud wresling?"
Me-"yea it was like porn"
Lesbian is a non-man loving non-man. You don’t have to be exclusively female to be lesbian or only like females. (that being said if you are under the non-binary umbrella you can be lesbian)
Some guy- “Hey, i think your cute, can i have your number?”
Person- “Oh i’m sorry i’m a lesbian, i don’t like men :)”
IT MEANS NON MEN WHO LIKE NON MEN!!! it dose NOT men women who like women. stop being stupid and transphobic
A: “oh your a lesbian? so you only like girls right?”
B: no it means i’m a non man who likes other non men. your definition excludes nonbianry(and other gender identity’s that arnt men) lesbians.
The thing i turn all girls that look at me
*shows girl face*
Wow, i forgot to tell you i’m lesbian.
Pain.