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An Asian/Chinese guy wants you to pick up your phone. He gets angry when you ignore him.
*music* yo phone linging! yo phone linging! Big boy come pick up your phone!
FUCKING FAILURE. YOU GOING TO INDIA.
"Oh now I'm becoming a LOH KA LING MELINA "
when you accidentally rape Rhys up the ass
oh shit Rhys I peed in your rectum, I did a dinga dang ding my dingalong ling long
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Siew Ling, a creative and witty gal. She is there for her loved ones when they need her most. When alone, she often laughs at her own jokes. Haha.
She is an omnivert, depending on her mood, she loves to have her own space and also love being around people she cares the most! If there are any adventures, especially hiking, she will be there! Some Siew Ling(s) are vegetarian, if you know one, keep her - she knows the best vegetarian food around.
Need someone to have fun with? Go find a Siew Ling.
A colloquial, humorous term referring to a penis, derived from the Hindi word "ling" (लिंग), which traditionally means "phallus" or "genital organ." The term is often used in an exaggerated manner to describe someone with a notably large penis.
Not to be confused with the religious symbol Shiva linga (or lingum)
Dude: Ravi thinks his Ling the Long can make women beg for more. My Slick the Thick-Dick disagrees.
Girl: Did you see Raj's bulge after pool?
Girl 2: Oh ma gawd gurl! Ling the Long is gonna be mine after graduation.
Kah Ling is a kind girl that’ll listen to you and be your friend and she’s smart.
a secret word that can be used in class
no one knows what ling is but basically it is dick in hindi
ALSO SHARE THIS WITH YOUR CLOSEST FRIEND THAT WOULD RUIN THE JOKE BY SPREDING IT TO THE CLASS!
my ling hurts!
everyone laughs in confusion