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The Elon Musk salute or the Musk salute is a variant of the Bellamy, Roman or Nazi salute that is invented by the South African businessman of the same name. The gesture may incorporate a hand wave, such as towards an existing or perceived audience, usually as an attempt to exaggerate low charisma or disguise the true nature of the salute.
Person A: Hey look, Elon's waving at us!
Person B: Nah, he's just doing the Elon Musk salute.
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The profuse smell that lingers in a room after vigorous gay sex
There was a thick fuck musk emanating from the master bedroom.
A type of fart fragrance given as a gift to someone you don't like.
Wow, people really don't like that Trump Musk smell in their house. Who would have thought it could be so noxious.
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A particularly persistent and evolving odor characterized by its ability to intensify over time, resist conventional remediation methods, and require aggressive intervention to eliminate.
Etymology: Coined in 2025, combining references to persistence and escalation.
Characteristics:
Progressive Intensification: Unlike ordinary odors that dissipate or become less noticeable through olfactory fatigue, a Trump Musk grows steadily more potent and offensive with the passage of time.
Adaptive Resistance: Shows remarkable ability to resist standard deodorizing agents, air fresheners, and ventilation attempts. Conventional solutions often seem to strengthen rather than weaken its presence.
Pervasive Quality: Demonstrates an unusual capacity to permeate all elements of life making containment particularly challenging.
Psychological Impact: Creates increasing anxiety and distress in those exposed to it, as the realization dawns that normal remedies prove ineffective.
Elimination of a Trump Musk typically requires disproportionately aggressive interventions.
Simple Example:
Person one: Its getting worse.
Person two: hrm.
Person one: I think we have a Trump Musk problem
Person two: <<increasingly alarmed>> Fuck
Extended Example: The Unacknowledged Problem:
"The corporate culture at Nexus Industries had developed a Trump Musk. It started with small ethical compromises that everyone noticed but no one addressed. Management dismissed early complaints as 'sensitivity' while middle managers avoided mentioning the increasingly toxic environment in meetings.
As months passed, the problem intensified—high performer departures increased, customer complaints accumulated, and the company's reputation deteriorated. Still, leadership maintained there was no issue, despite the obvious stench of dysfunction permeating every department.
By the time investors finally acknowledged the problem, the Trump Musk had thoroughly saturated the organization. The board was forced to take drastic action: replacing the entire executive team, scrapping the company's operational structure, and rebuilding from the foundation up—at tremendous cost and disruption that could have been avoided had someone addressed the first whiffs of trouble years earlier.
Usage: Pejorative.
Var: Oh! I work for Elon, etc.
See Also: {Cunt money},{Work},{Moron},{Boss Man Cabbage}
1. Usually a boss - thinks themselves a genius. When if fact they are just an idiot.
2. This idiocy is matched only by their luck in any given situation. Luck, rather than genius/skill is always used as a yard stick of their Genius. This is a genius move until their luck runs out and they are exposed as a twat.
2.2 They suffer like no one else you know from DUNNING–KRUGER EFFECT and it only ever seems to get worse.
3. The protagonist displays the largest pair of brass balls imaginable even whilst doing something stupid, this however is a sign of their genius.
4. They often punch down and are prone to throwing man baby temper tantrums.
5. If your Boss shows any of these traits, your properly WORKING FOR ELON MUSK.
6. Tell your Boss. "You remind me of Elon musk" for promotion and pay raise prospects.
7. Tell your Boss. "it's like I work for Elon musk" every time the thick Twat does something stupid or interjects a brilliant idea or steals one of yours.
8. I work for Elon musk.
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A race of alien discovered by Elon Musk on Mars. These Martians live just below the crust of Mars in a large advanced civilised metropolis.
Musk men well propa fucked man
Being really bad at a game but pretending you are good at it despite not knowing what the fuck you're talking about.
Dude, he doesn't know how to play Path of Exile, but he thinks he a genius.
Yeah, he Musking it