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When you say you’re going for a nap but you’re actually going to masturbate.
Oh I had a hot nap earlier, feeling much better!
When you wank so hard or so much you exhaust yourself and immediately need a nap to recover.
Clean up of busted nut with a gak towel is highly recommended prior to the stroke nap. Otherwise, one wakes with their cock glued to their leg or abdomen and fingers and pubes may be adhered with an opaque crust.
After watching porn and wanking for two hours straight, I needed a stroke nap.
I wanked and nutted so hard I passed out into a stroke nap. Unfortunately, I woke up and my thumb and index finger were glued together with my cock snot.
Instead of eating food on your lunch break you go home, to your car, or wherever possible and go to sleep.
I'm taking a lunch nap today instead of going to McDonald's.
The dazed, weak, or unsteady feeling experienced after an ill managed nap.
"Topher rose unsure of the date and time, his nap fog heavy after an afternoon snooze. It followed him around for the next 30 minutes as he reacquainted himself with the day"
When a Chicago Bears fan has had enough of watching the Bears boring and disappointing play that they fall asleep during the second half of their games.
“Why did Jim fall asleep? The Bears are only down by 14 and there’s 2 quarters left!”
“Oh he does this every game it’s his Bears nap”
The 46th president of the United States's signature move. A quick ten second nap that restores all energy and focus.
Donald Trump: "We just lost the fucking round. I swear to God Joe if you're taking one of your fucking Biden naps again."
Joe Biden: "As a matter of fact I was taking a Biden nap. I'm about to carry your ass this next round."
A nap when one almost becomes comatose. Can fall asleep under any circumstances for a long period of time, to wake up highly disorientated, forgetting that they've been asleep and requesting "a map of august". The best form of napping, a completely chilled experience. Some have been known whilst in this state to spill a beer all over themselves, and still fail to wake up when vanish is sprayed all over them.
you just had a nap" "no i didn't".. "classic beadle nap