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Used on Twitter to dismiss liberals who try to explain why it’s the progressives’ and leftists’ fault that their weak candidate is unable to win. These kinds of “people” are affectionately known as shitlibs.
“Hit the phones” refers to phonebanking: making calls for a political campaign and therefore working to get a candidate elected. Therefore, if someone uses the phrase, it means they think a liberal is wasting their time harassing leftists and instead should be contributing to their campaign if it is so important to them that they win this election.
Liberal: “Vote Biden, or fuck off. We have two choices: fascism or democracy. A vote for anyone else is a vote for Trump. Why? Because I said so.”
Anyone with a brain: “Hit the phones, lib! Voters aren’t gonna convince themselves! Every minute you spend not making calls for Biden is a minute spent making calls for Trump.”
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a form of virtual sex; a sexual intercourse but done remotely and verbally, i.e. two people talk by phone and their deliberate choice of words (as well as intonation, tone of voice) is intended to produce sexual arousal of the party talked to. As a follow-up to its verbal level, phone sex can be connected with masturbation; in its other version, phone sex is synonymous to an act of masturbation being described and commented on over the phone to turn the other party on.
She went on how she liked doing it and he gave her his hot load of words that touched her almost like his hands did when they made love yesterday, and all that made her nipples grow harder and harder. In fact, they spent an hour on the phone indulging in phone sex.
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The false feeling of a cellular phone vibrating in your pocket, even when the phone is not there
Damn, I'm blowing up. Oh wait, just phantom phone.
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when two phones jump on top of eachother and start having sex. that is all.
phone 1: hey sexy ;) lets get in onnn!
phone 2: okay, i love phone sex with you.
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When you take out your phone (preferibly a flip phone) and smack a bitch
Anthony: If that bitch dosent shut up I am going to phone smack her
Quenten: I'll jack her shit after
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A cell phone that only text messages
Most fake women on dating sites use paper phones.
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Quite often is mistakened for phone "sex" but in actuality, it is just simply conversing on the telephone. However, it is more appropiately used with the opposite sex. boyfriend/girlfriend type of deal, or vice versa.
"Me and my girl were phone banging until midnight before she got sleepy and went to bed."
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