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An endless series of jokes beggining with "yo momma so..." and ending in a custom punchline. jokes include, but are not limited to:
Yo momma so fat...
Yo momma so dumb...
Yo momma so ugly...
Yo momma so slutty...
Yo momma so old...
You have to make yourself sound black when you say them. It doesn't really make them funnier or less annoying, that's just what you have to do.
common Yo momma jokes:
Yo momma so fat, she walked in front of the television and I missed three commercials.
Yo momma so dumb, she stared at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate."
Yo momma so ugly, when she tried to pay the male prostitute to bang her he looked her up and down and said "No way. Even sluts have standards."
Yo momma so slutty, even Snooki can't keep up.
Yo momma so old, Jesus was in her yearbook.
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(Origin: early 2000s, slang, American) A female hairstyle, chopped much shorter in the back tapering to a progressively longer length toward the front of the head; usually worn by early 20s age white girls.
My bff got a baby momma haircut, then she got her nails did.
Jokes that say how fat/ugly/old/stupid someones mom is
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life
4 yo momma jokes:
Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"
Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning
Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks
Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone
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Bitch who just can't mind her own damn business
"Man, yo mothafuckin momma can't seem to mind her own business"
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A woman so hot, that when you see her, you cant help but to masterbate right there.
Steve's mom is such a Mississippi Momma Masher.
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When you are so amazing with a baby/kid that you make a guy crave to get you pregnant and be their baby momma
Dang. She is so good with that baby, she is making me have baby momma fever!
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