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The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)
Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.
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ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,
nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,
quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"
A mystical being that sneaks into your bed at night and spoons you.
"OH SHIT THE SPOON FAIRY WAS HERE LAST NIGHT!"
"Dude how do you know?!"
"MY ASS IS COVERED IN FAIRY DUST!!"
a devine being worshiped by followers of the religion spoonerism for mor info go to www.freewebs.com/knud/spoon.htm
worship the spoon not the evil wooden chip shop fork u bloody wonk
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A moment when someone does something really stupid, perhaps humorously, but likely accidentally.
It was a real spoon moment when I messed up my speech at the university.
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Also known as yoghurting in some places. Usually used in the homosexual community, but is known to be used by heterosexual people also. Spooning is when you cum in somebodies ass crack, leave it in there and eat it with a spoon. Any remaining hairs, or faeces are part of the act. Yes, including long hairs coated in shit particles!
After a thorough evening of trying out felching, ice cream sundaying, a little bit of sculpting A man decided he wanted to go Spooning, so he bent his partner over, sprayed cum all in his ass then eat it with a spoon. "Ahhhh that is delicious" He replied licking his lips with a long hair hanging from his chin!
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When someone (preferably small) is kneeling on the floor and a second individual (preferably larger and with big muscles) envelopes the first person aforementioned in a large kneeling embrace.
Yo! Did you just asian spoon his momma??
The act of gorging oneself with prescription narcotics until your face droops and words are slurred beyond recognition.
Have you seen Jessica?
Yeah. She's by her car trying to talk to her reflection in the window. She loves a spoonful of pills.