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Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.
Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.
Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.
What you say instead of "in my opinion"
Very: I eat water.
Many: In my onion that is impossible!
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to make a face like you've smelled something bad in response to the presence of a person or something that has been said.
as in:
"I told him to give you a call about the latest deadline so quit smelling onions at me."
or
"I know she doesn't like me, she's always smelling onions when I see her."
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The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.
I've been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.
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A bung onion is when a girl farts while a guy is eating her out. The wafts cause the guy's eyes to water.
Eating out my bitch was great until she surprised me with a bung onion, at which point my tears glistened her snatch.
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When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.
Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.
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