dry onion

two lovers undressing at the same time in the same room.
powerful moment. when sober.

we did a dry onion and we cried until we laughed.

In my onion

What you say instead of "in my opinion"

Very: I eat water.
Many: In my onion that is impossible!

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smelling onions

to make a face like you've smelled something bad in response to the presence of a person or something that has been said.

as in:
"I told him to give you a call about the latest deadline so quit smelling onions at me."

or

"I know she doesn't like me, she's always smelling onions when I see her."

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onion check

The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.

I've been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.

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bung onion

A bung onion is when a girl farts while a guy is eating her out. The wafts cause the guy's eyes to water.

Eating out my bitch was great until she surprised me with a bung onion, at which point my tears glistened her snatch.

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Bloomin' Onion

When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.

Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.

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bloomin onion

a complete idiot.

the editors of urban dictionary are bloomin onions.

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