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Something that acutally describes what it's like having Asian parents: FML
You get compared and their excuse is that they're not comparing you to other people. They're 'telling you about the good qualities of that person that you should learn from.'
Oh, and an 'A' is known as 'Average' to Asian parents so getting anything below an 'A' pretty much means death and purely death.
Good luck and hope you survive
Me on my phone for an hour
My Asian parents: Stop being so obsessed with your phone! Go and learn something new. All you do is stay on that stupid phone of yours. If you get on your phone next time, I'm going to take it.
Me: *under my breath* FML
My parents: WhAt DiD yOu SaY? *starts with a 2 hour long lecture starting from respect and ending with how technology ruined this generation*
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Another phrase to describe the presence of Cum.
Nathan: Urrrr why on earth is your sociology book all wet and sticky :S
Katy: Ofgs! that is the last time i lend John ANYTHING!
Nathan: Huh? :S What is it?
Katy: Parental Juice. ¬.¬
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Valid only if you are a parent. This refers to the extra days off an employee gets due to sick child, parent/teacher conferences, school plays, etc.
Paul: Have you seen Janice today?
Brett: She didn't come in. She's on a "Parental Holiday." Her daughter has a recital at school.
Paul: Dude, I wish I had kids!
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1. One who believes in retaining their childrens' innocence for a lot longer than it was meant to be around for.
2. A parent who refuses to acknowledge that one day their kids will learn about sex and drugs, as well as learn a few new "bad" words (crap, god, damn, etc.). They often refuse to tell their kids that sex exists while completely forgetting how their kids were created in the first place. Or that drugs are still out there, while not realizing how somebody got the idea of creating the disney channel, which is often the only TV channel their kids are allowed to watch
1. Guy 1: Look at that mother over there breastfeeding her kid. He's got to be at least ten
Guy 2: That's pretty fucked up. The mother must be a disney parent
2. Kid: Mom, what's a blowjob?
Mom: HOW DARE YOU!!! NEVER, EVER use that word again!
Kid: Why not?
Mother: Because it's a bad word. Now go watch the Disney channel.
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Simply put people that oppress you claiming that you will one day succeed but only if you work every second of your life. They beat the shit out of you and then "apologize for it" In reality what happens is that that if you have a terrible childhood and then commit suicide or beg people for money because you can't do anything. If you die they weep fearing what will happen to them and they are terrified they will end up on the streets not that they have lost a child.
"Yo I feel bad for you, I heard you getting beat up by your Indian Parents
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A parent poser is someone (usually male) who acts like they are there for there children when they are not. They are usually the kind of parent that has 5 children so they could go on welfare. They use there children to their advantage.
A mother has 6 children (on purpose) to go on welfare. The children have nothing to eat but Ramen Noodles and wear tattered clothes, while the mother is driving a new SUV with 30 inch spinning rims.
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Don't show this to your parents
Yeah, all of the songs on the new Drake album are Explicit so it has the Parental Advisory sticker; which means I will not show this to my parents.
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