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A born again Christian who is the only one who follows all the rules of the Bible.
"Pat Boone uses rubbers when he finger F***s"
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drinker of vodka, Harp, chardonnay and Cabernet~ in that order. Great mother, good friend, huge heart, dethroned PTA president and daytime drinker.
I had such a great time~ I felt like a Mary Pat!!
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The most ELECTRIC man in all of sports AND entertainment! Leader of the McAfee Mafia AND Punter of the Decade according to PPF!
Pat McAfee is the leader of the McAfee Mafia!
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When a dude's telling You he totally and definetly wants to hook up again, but then never calls.
-He said he was gonna call on Saturday...
-Don't worry hon, he won't pull a Pat on ya!
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The ahbsolute goat of sports talk shows, punting, NXT, and shitting on little mermaid Ariel Helwani. Hammer DAHN!
Oh look at Pat McAfee, the absolute goat of human beings
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The annoying way one person (usually female) will pat another person (usually male) on the back during a hug, signifying that sex between the two will never, EVER happen. However, this can also used by males in a professional setting to avoid premeditated sexual harassment charges by a female colleague.
Ryan: "Dude, I hugged Veronica and she just gave me the back pat AGAIN."
Justin: "Yeah... she did that to me, too. We are so NOT getting any ass from her."
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Give up an idea/scheme as unworkable, esp. due to expense involved. From an incident where pony rides were offered, but were too expensive, so the child involved was told that she could "pat the pony" instead.
"This looks really good!"
"But look at the price!"
"Ah...oh dear. Never mind, I guess we'll pat the pony on that one."
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