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When some sharts themselves, and it comes out their pant leg, falling to the floor.
Paul-"That dude laughed so hard he shit himself!" Matt- "Yeah, he is a total peanut flopper."
A large pole witch is used for stacking and collecting Peanuts. People will use the peanuts for making Peanutbutter poles.
Dude I just got a full peanut pole...now can have peanutbutter toast for dayss.
An up and coming porn site, the brainchild of three porn historians from eastern Nebraska. A progressive site for a progressive time, Juicy Peanuts’s mission statement is to provide family friendly porn that the whole family can enjoy together. Juicy Peanuts is projected to become more popular than pornhub within its first two years of business. Juicy Peanuts is sponsored by renowned investor and financial advisor Dave Ramsey.
Person 1: “Bro did you hear about that new porn site Juicy Peanuts?”
Person 2: “Sir this is a funeral”
A practice where one covers their testicles in a sticky substance and then covers them in peanut dust. The Swirler the crouches over the Swirlee and gesticulates so that they receive a gentle dusting from the excess peanut dust across their face.
“Bro, I tried the Peanut Swirl with my wife last night. It was fucking awsome!”
When one consumes excessive amounts of peanuts and proceeds to excrete the digested peanuts into a box, which is generally intended to be addressed and shipped out.
"I hope my ex had fun cleaning up after opening my box of packaging peanuts."
"Yeah... those can get messy."
The worst friend that could ever exist, he is the one that would poop in his pants, he is the one that will make fun of you tell you get aids, he will rape you if he needs too.
A sexual activity where the one of the partners digs in the other partners asshole until he or she gets shit out of the bootyhole.
Me and my girl where Peanut Diving last night that shit was crazy.