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When 5 men
for the (Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, Heart)
Gangbang One Chick...
gangsta 1: What's you do this weekend ?
gangsta 2: Called this bitch up and me an da boy's, we Captain Planet That Ho...
gangsta 1: Damn, can I git dat bitch's numba?
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Yet another "creative" insult for those of us that have any fat whatsoever.
Idiot 1: Why do ham planets always cut themselves? Stupid fatties.
Idiot 2: I was out drinking last night, and the ham planets were all over me, man.
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When a woman uses a vibrating cock ring in a solo masturbation round. She places the ring on her index finger with the vibrator facing her palm. Then she'll masturbating, using the vibrator to simulate her clit. This can entirely remove the need for a man.
Janie: "I totally put the cock ring on my index finger and captain planet myself."
Dolly: "Was it good?"
Janie: "With my powers combined, it saved the day AND I can avoid having sex with my boyfriend."
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Level of highness where, when smoking a marijuana joint with 3 or more different kinds of weed, their powers combine to equal something more than the sum of their parts alone; Like Captain Planet.
"Man, I got so baked when I smoked that joint. We used 3 kinds of weed which were only so powerful individually, but with their powers combined, we became, Captain Planet High!!!!"
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Brandon... Only Brandon’s can withhold the power to be toughest mother fucker on the planet. It possesses crazy skill to fuck mothers and be tough as fuck at the same time, Brandon’s are a different breed of humans and have crazy huge cocks!!
“I heard theres a though motherfucker in town”
“Well we know he’s a Brandon so hide your mothers”
“My mothers been having a hard time walking lately”
“She musta been with one tough motherfucker”
“Didn you hear that, gerald?”
“Sounds like the toughest motherfucker on the planet”
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1) The look someone has when they are completely amazed, in disbelief of, or captivated by something that it causes their eyes to open as wide as possible and their jaw to drop ever so slightly. Occurs quite frequently when watching the Discovery Channel series "Planet Earth"
2) A look of pure wonderment and amazement like when a small child sees a magic trick.
Jack: is Leighton okay? He's been watching the fire place for 45 minutes..
Andrew: yeah dude, he's fine. Hes just doing his planet earth stare. He just can't believe what he's seeing.
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No attraction to either sex male or female on earth. Other people look disgusting and repulsive because of your lack of interest. You rather spend time focusing on yourself rather than talking to any other people.
Brian: "Hey Jack, look at Tony dude! He just passed up on that girl, and we know he's not gay...wth?"
Jack: "Dude....just chill, he must be gay from another planet."
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