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turtle poker

A piece of Pooh stuck in ur butthole hanging from a ass hair

Mom help I got a turtle poker

by Sneeeeeeeeddddddarritaaa November 9, 2023


pube poker

Beef curtains so dense and pendulous that they reach past the dick on penetration and poke a dude’s pubes.

I hooked up with the this girl the other night. Her pube pokers were so gnarly, they made me chafe.

by August 2, 2023


Poker Time

Guys who likes to spend time at strip clubs.

Hey babe, I will hang out with my guys for poker time!

by DeathGrim March 16, 2022


Closet Poker

A man who plays Pokemon go in secret. Typically gay men with beards, and they are normally outdoors or sports type men. They can be spotted by their social media post denouncing Pokemon go, but secretly loving it.

Jesse is always dogging Pokemon Go on social medi, and I bet he's a Closet Poker who secretly loves men and Pokemon.

by Kenziel2323 August 2, 2016


Portugal Poker

When American men with repressed homosexual tendencies retire to foreign countries and use the excuse of a poker game to explore their fantasies with the locals.

I'm moving away to retire but I will start a game of Portugal Poker when I get there.

by UbërDawg May 26, 2023


Poker boner

When you win a lot of money at once (not necessarily in poker) and you get excited, you get a poker boner.

Did you see his poker boner!

I can't believe everyone got a poker boner but me.
Holy shit! I have a poker boner

by Charlushka March 29, 2016


butthole poker

When someone pokes your butt with their fingers deep

"Jerry, the butthole poker got Daniel" Daniel "I hope I cum next" lustfully

by Ball tickler June 22, 2023