Random
Source Code
Random
When a man sperms himself, and rubs his jizz all over his penis. He then wraps his penis in bacon. After this, he sets his bacon-wrapped penis onto a frying pan, and lets it cook. After he cooks his bacon, a girl eats it off his dick.
Boy, the way that girl ate that hot dog really got me wondering if she'd like some greasy pork.
9👍 3👎
After you get done fucking a nasty slut on a hot summer day and not washing your meat for 3 days, and they are all soggy and smell like old hoagies.
guy 1 - Dude why are you itchin ya dick so much, you got crabs or somethin?
guy 2 - Naw bro, i got a real bad case of wet pork.
9👍 2👎
when its just to damn arousing that it causes you to be a little confused, then its pork sexy.
ref: Man Vs. Food episode ??? uhm ... the one in San Jose.
Chicharones and grilled green chilis arrive on a bed of spanish rice served by a buxom waitress.
Customer No.1: Oh my god that looks so good.
Customer No.2: Now that is Pork Sexy!!
Moon lit night with waves crashing on the beach. A man bends down on one knee and brings out a 3 carat diamond ring. Woman says "Ooooh Pork Sexy!"
9👍 3👎
The rectal output from eating a large amount of pulled pork or pork ribs.
I went to the BBQ joint then delivered a pork baby
5👍 1👎
Noun: when 2 or more dudes drop their junk onto ones face
that hoes definitly down for a pork shower!
5👍 1👎
penis, dick, cock, ye-ye, manly hood
get yo pork dagger outta yo hand before lafonda see what you be up to
5👍 1👎
When a young chap and his friend decide to insert their genitals into a woman's anus and vagina at the same time.
"Hey, where was you sister last night?"
"I'm not sure man, probably getting pork forked like a whore."
6👍 1👎