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Prison Shutcall

1. Prison Boss

2. Someone who undermines traditional and official authority within a penitentiary. This includes the control and pay off of all, or at least a large number of the guards. The Warden may also be controlled by the Shutcall

The Shutcall has lots of political power within the facility he/she is incarcerated in. This is usually because they run the ruling gang, or control the drug trade within the prison.

A Shutcall's most defining feature is their ability of engineering elaborate crimes. These crimes can reach outside of the penitentiary they originated in, and are almost always untraceable to the Shutcall him/herself.

Fellow inmates are loyal to the Prison Shutcall, and often cover and draw attention from him/her.

Guard A: The prisoner rumored to be running that small drug ring was found dead this morning.
Guard B: Really? I was off duty, how he die?
Guard A: Face down in the toilet, impaled by a broom. The autopsy showed he was half drown before he died.
Guard B: Was it the Shutcall who ordered the hit?
Guard A: Don't know, apparently the warden called him in for questioning but I doubt they have enough proof.
Guard B: Like every time.
Guard A: The Warden can't even get that Stool Pigeon Biggs to finger Who the Prison Shutcall is.

Prisoner A: Did you hear what Shutcall did?
Prisoner B: No what?
Prisoner A: He found out his old lady was cheating on him on the outside.
Prisoner B: What did he do?
Prisoner A: He had his Yakuza connections find the guy she was cheating with, cut his pinky off then delivered to her.
Prisoner B: Shows how far his influence goes.

by YaminoYami November 10, 2009

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prison gynecologist

The man in prison who has to sow you up everytime you get raped, either in the ass or by means of prison pussy. This occupation is not desired , but is needed.

Frank had to go see the prison gynecologist after his inmates de-virginized him by making a prison pussy on him.

by buddha April 8, 2004

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prison tats

a really badly done tattoo usually done by inexperienced people

Ronnies tattoos are really bad they are prison tats

by irockyoursox October 21, 2007

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Prison Beer

Drinking the urine of an inmate following his or her intoxication by other prison "moon-shines".

Hey mang, wanna get loaded, I got some prison beer!

by Misfit December 19, 2003

38๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


angry prisoner

When your woman, or man?, is feeling dirty and is in to trying new things. Suggest handcuffs, handcuff the person and do what you need to do, walk away, leave them cuffed, turn off the lights, shut the door, and tell anyone else in the house there is a captured prisoner up stairs.

I did the angry prisoner to my bitch last night.

by The hand of god546 July 20, 2011

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prison look

Having large muscles on the upper-body but tiny little legs. There are no leg machines/equipment in prison, so convicts tend to have dis-proportionately small legs compared to huge arms and chest.
This is a term used in gyms.

Check out home dude over there with the prison look. It wouldn't hurt if he did some calf-raises.

by Bryon Tucker January 12, 2008

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prison spoon

When you're eating a brown bag lunch only to realize you didn't bring something to eat with and you fashion a device to eat with out of something else.

"I had to make a prison spoon out of a piece of a plastic dixie cup after I realized I didn't bring anything to eat my lunch with."

by DeutscheBagelow May 12, 2009

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