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Puked (in) My Pants
To defecate in one's trousers.
I just Puked My Pants!
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When you stop and stick your tongue in her butt hole and sniff it right after, then you're ready to hurl on her back and use the overflow for lube.
"Bro Jim smells like dick, pussy, and puke tonight wtf?"
"He musta hit his girl with the old puke n poke last night."
"Oh he's always running out of lube, dirty bastard."
"I HATE when he tongue punches her fart box just to puke for lube while he's deep in the poon!"
Alternative name for Burger King
We went to burp n’ puke last night after the game.
This is when your pussy fukn a bitch doggy style and you stick your thumb in the girls asshole (hopefully with a turtle head in there) pull it out and briefly swype your thumb under her nose then jam it in her mouth. This should initiate a gag reflex and vomiting . As this happens that pussy constricts and you bust a nut
I was boning Cindy last night, couldn't get a nut so I pulled out the puke n fuck. It was a mess but she's now pregnant with my baby
a disgusting ass blanket at jacobs house that smells like a pile of shit and ass plus puke
hand me the shit ass puke I'm cold
truck with hot food for factory workers in california
just hit return key & log off! choke n puke truck is here.
Hot cupper choke n puke eggs.
Good morning sunshine choke n puke truck is in the parking lot ima dumgard..
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A low quality restaurant with large portions of food; usually a buffet.
The whole family is going to the pork 'n puke for Thanksgiving dinner.
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