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A dehydrated block of noodles reheated with water (preferably boiling). Usually comes in different "flavours". When I mean flavour, I mean sachet of salt and sodium with a bit of artificial flavouring like Chicken or Beef or Curry or Pork or whatever artificial flavour you want. Originally invented in Japan in 1958 as a sort of luxury item in Japanese grocery stores as wounds from atomic bomb droppings were healing, it is now the fodder of poverty and poor college eating with American students.
How to make it:
1. Open the bag and put the noodles in a big pan.
2. Pour in water and bring it to a boil, stirring for about three minutes.
3. Dump in the sal- I mean seasoning.
4. Stir it and dump it into a bowl.
5. Grab a fork (OR CHOPSTICKSU IF YOU ARE NIHONGIN!!!!!!!!11)
6. Leave the bowl on the table and find some actual proper fucking food (or consume if you are either on the brink of having your telly repossessed and your electricity turned off from the Electric Company or if you are a Weeaboo)
"Mum, I am tired of eating ramen for dinner!"
"Shut up you little twat. Either you eat ramen or you have to bathe in the river".
"So to begin our first day of Culinary, Patricia, what's your favourite food?"
"OOH I LIKE NIHONGIN FOOD. LIKE CURRY! OR RAMEN! OR SUSHI! OR TOFU! OR KAMABOKO!"
"First of all, curry is from India. Second, get the fuck out of my room and into a flophouse".
Pasta. Keeping college students alive.
“Hey want some ramen for dinner tonight?”
“Um of course” :l
John: Aye look bobb he eating ramen
Anthony: yea he Isa bulla
John: yea he like ramen
Easy to explain. He gets bitches in a noodle costume without a sweat. His dick has grown 12 inches in the last week.
"Oh daddy give me your Ramen."
"Put your noodle inside me."
What gives college students life.
College student one: what are u having for dinner because all I have is ramen
College student two:Ramen.....
food for your pet quirky bisexual
A: What are you doing?
B: eating ramen UwU ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A: Oh, cool, can I have some?
B: MY RAMEN THO ಥ_ಥ
A: What the fuck.
Guy 1: Man, I could really go for some ramen right now.
Guy 2: You mean anime spaghetti?
Guy 1: ...Get the hell out of my house.